Boyfriends - now with 0g of Trans Fat!

If boyfriends were french fries and french fries were boyfriends, I'd be skinny and happy. Why? Because then my boyfriends would be long, lean, hot and silent. And my french fries would be inedible (and truly, I wouldn't want one anyway). This occured to me last night while I was eating a french fry at a pub with 3 of my fun friends.