So...there's a bit of a problem. The scary, damaged friend is dating a man who she met on match.com. So she comes home from a date and because I am assuming just wants to look at his sweet mug she gets online (I don't question the motives of my friends) and lo and behold, the man is on match.com!!!!
Now, is this a supreme insult to the lovely date these two have just shared, or is it more like; this dude is a pig, and he's already looking for his next share of slop (eww, that sounded gross, but seriously, isn't that what pigs go after?).
So, I postulated that men really only do three things: eat, jack off, and look at screens of different types (you know, computers, TVs, etc). So this poor guy was probably just bored and confused and didn't know what else to do.
To which my friend replied, Shouldn't men learn to multi-task? Then they could just set aside an hour, turn on the computer, go make a sandwich, grab a bottle of lotion, sit down and then:
check out a hot girl
take a bite of the turkey and the lettuce and the mayo and the mustard
crank it
crank it
crank it
and the turkey
next hot girl
crank it
turkey mayo
crank it crank it crank it
next hot girl
crank it
turkey
turkey
crank it
and on and on.
*sigh* I know there are sweet men out there. Why does one baddie always have to make us question the whole lot?
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