So today my friend told her 5 year old that I bought a house.
The five year old (remember, she's five) said, "Did she get a husband, too?"
My friend said, "No!" and laughed.
The five year old replied, "It's not funny other people have husbands." After a short pause she asked, "So, she's doing this all by herself?"
"Yes she is," said my friend.
"Hmmm..." mused the five year old, "I don't know about that."
